I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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