i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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