Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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