Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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