Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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