So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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