so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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