YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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