He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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