Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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