I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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