Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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