my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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