I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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