Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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