Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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