Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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