just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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