i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So vagazzling was a success
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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