we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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