ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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