Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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