i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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