Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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