ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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