My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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