look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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