Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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