Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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