Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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