I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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