I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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