i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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