do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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