Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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