I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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