No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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