i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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