there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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