hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
do herpes really smell.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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