She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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