shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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