herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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