is your mom at the bar?
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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