wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Holy sore nipples Batman
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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