i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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