it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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