After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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