If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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