HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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