hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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