he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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