You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
