I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.