Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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