Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.