oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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