I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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